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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 118
Turn your computer upside down and read this. ♥HCnW OS n 3AO7 I. LIKE if you tried :)
LIKE IF: When I go to bed, half the time I`m not really sleeping, I`m usually lying there making up scenarios in my head.
You copied ME, yet you got a higher grade. WHAT THE HELL?!
That awkward moment when you`re trapped in the corner of your shower because the cold water is running!
The awkward moment when you pull your blankets up and punch yourself in the damn face.
Sitting in the cinema, ready to watch the movie, then BOOM! The human giraffe sits in front of you.
I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
"I like your hair." "thanks, I grew it myself."
Yes. Yes. I know. Yupp. I will. Okay. Yes. Alright. Okay. Bye Mom.
Roses are red, Facebook is blue, No mutual friends, Who the f*ck are you?
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