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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 115
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you.
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
Guys who still open doors for girls
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I'm so ready for those long summer nights :)
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