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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 112
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
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