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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 111
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
Eating anything cause you're a fit bastard and have a high metabolism
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
If ever in doubt, just ask yourself, what would Charlie Sheen do?
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