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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 108

Not texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastardNot texting back for 3 hours because you're a hard to get bastard
‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'‎7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
Dropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicornDropping out of society to live in the wilderness as a unicorn
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
When life is hard, I take a nap.When life is hard, I take a nap.
Having too much month left at the end of the money.Having too much month left at the end of the money.
all we need is diet.all we need is diet.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
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