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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 109

My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.Laying on the bathroom floor... Not my favorite way to start the day.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobileGetting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act SingleDont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.Oh great now that song's stuck in my head all day and i only know 1 line.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification""That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
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