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Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Life's too short to remove usb safely
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
Guys who can cook
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
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