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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 103
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
That awkward moment where you try to hit the high note in Happy Birthday
Making up nicknames for people you don't know but see all the time
Ill drink what the man on the floor is drinking
Banging Head, Unexplained Bruises And Cuts. All The Signs Of A Good Night.
'I was drunk, I dont remember it, therefore it didnt happen'
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Barney Stinson "When I get sad, I stop being sad and be awesome instead"
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