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When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
Meowing at cats until they meow backMeowing at cats until they meow back
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
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