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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 101
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)
I don't want the summer to end...
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
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