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High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a womanMaking a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
"I need a drink or 12.""I need a drink or 12."
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of themTalking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
Life's too short to remove usb safelyLife's too short to remove usb safely
I must go. My planet needs me.I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbitsBeing around someone so much, you catch their habbits
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