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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 99
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
hey dude . your so cool
"Whoever says Friendship is easy has obviously never had a true friend!"
No honey, you only THINK you have haters... The truth is we, the people, barely know of your species :)
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
A man in the kitchen is sexy
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