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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 99
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Sitting on the couch and doing nothing
Looking at someone and thinking "The things i would do to you"
Making a big deal over nothing because you're a woman
That one person you liked from the moment you met them
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
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