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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 99
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
High Heels ♥
I know a bunch of random usless facts that will get me nowhere in life.
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Romantically removing the gold paper from your nutella
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