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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 97
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Getting home and going on FB after a long hard day of FB mobile
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
I dont have bad handwriting. I have my own Font.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
Our small, stupid conversations mean more to me than you'll ever know
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
When I'm bored I stand in the garden and pretend to be a carrot.
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
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