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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 94
why my body vibrate when I see you ? cause of you .. NOT AT ALL .. it's my phone reminding me to forget the past :P
Nijustus, hapikdio, Mardinerin karate jij justus, ji justsu, judo boxinging mauy mauy thai
lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
Send her a morning text, let her know she was on your mind. ;)
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
I don’t know what makes you so dumb but it really works.
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
-You are too smart. -What does thet mean? -You are annoying!!!!
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