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Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
"Dad, I`m hungry." "Hi, Hungry. I`m Dad." "Dad, I`m serious." "I thought you were Hungry?" "Are you kidding me?" "Nope, I`m Dad."
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
I type things into Google to see if I spelled them correctly.
Falling in love with strangers on public transport.
Girls ignore nice guys and chase a*sholes, then complain about it. Fact.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
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