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Yes i am Stupid: (S)mart (T)alented (U)nique (P)erson (I)n (D)emand.
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
Blaming it on PMS
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
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