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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 88
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
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