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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 88
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
A man in the kitchen is sexy
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
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