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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 87
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
I ♥ my own bed. But I’ll be honest, I'd much rather be in yours ;)
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
Dont worry, drink happy :)
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
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