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My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.My phone doesn't have enough battery left to take pictures or videos, or send pic messages, but it has enough battery to keep reminding me every 2 minutes that the battery is low.
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missionsGetting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.PERIODS. the only good thing about them is knowing your not pregnant.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smileLife is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
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