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A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
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