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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 78
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
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