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mmmm showering with your lover ;)
When I first saw you my heart skipped a beat!! ♥! Lol jk, I have a cardiac arrhythmia... xP
And now I know that there's a link between the two, being close to craziness and being close to you.
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
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