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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
OH MAI GAH! I GOT MY PEW PEW GUNS OUT OF AMMO!!!
'Not all those who wander are lost'
YA got me 1 nil
The Soul's Shadow There is pain in all happiness, contentment, inspiration, and wonders. For if many souls cannot see and understand the knowledge of one soul, that soul with its life and knowledge are lost forever. -Ψ ~Philosopher's Words~
Being so hot, you stalk your own profile
When I'm laying in bed, not wanting to get up, I think about the fun things happening that day. Usually...It's seeing you.
rakija.is.pronadjena^^
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
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