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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 86
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
"But mom what if i get kidnapped?" "Trust me, they'd bring you back"
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
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