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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 95
-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!
The school lacked a little ..... I can not wait to go to school ....
I'm waiting for someone who makes me feel good enough.
mmmm showering with your lover ;)
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
Don't poke anyone you don't want to have sex with..:D
I've lost my bear,can I sleep with u? =]
The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
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