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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 102
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
Doing nothing is very hard to do; You never know when you're finished.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
oi oi oi oi oi oi oi, some spanish text, DANZA KUDURO!! ;D
life is a beach.., im just playin iin da sand.!<3
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