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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 123
One day my patience with you will run out, and I will punch you. In the face
I̶ ̶c̶a̶n̶'̶t̶ ̶l̶i̶v̶e̶ ̶w̶i̶t̶h̶o̶u̶t̶ ̶y̶o̶u̶, Sorry It Was Wrong I Can.
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
What a world?? so much things to do But so much less time to do.....
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