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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 124
Supp peepz yo yo yo
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Drinking hard on a Saturday. clinging to life on Sunday
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
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