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Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
You get what you give!You get what you give!
Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.Happines is like a butterfly - the more you chase it, the more it will elude you, but if you turn your attention to other things, it will come and sit softly on your shoulder.
advend by dad :-)advend by dad :-)
Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodlei asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??OK... I looked out of my window, and I told to myself - WTF?!?!??
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
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