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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 130
*Phone vibrates at home* You can barely hear it. *Phone vibrates at school* F**king Earthquake!
The person you are trying 2 get hold of is currently unavalible at this moment of time, try again later, if you dont hear from me YOU will be one of them.
There is always, always, always something to be thankful for...
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
But tonight I'm lovin' you ;)
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
im so sexy
Take me drunk, I'm home!
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