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"I would break my Xbox for you." Something every girl dreams of hearing.
Don't play games with a girl who knows how to play them better!
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
2011, please be good to me. :)
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
OK, Christmas is over, now where is Summer?
Textaphrenia is a new type of disease mainly found in the blood of teenagers, in which a person thinks he/she has heard or felt a new text message vibration when there is no message.
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