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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 47
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
If you tickle me i'm not responsible for your injuries.
Love me when I least deserve it because that is when I really need it.
The secret is kept anything to be,and I am guarding it
NO matter how worthless you think you are, There’s at least one person who thinks you are amazing.
Every new day is another chance to change your life.
To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
if i lose myself tonight
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
roses are red violets are blue I love you I love you I really do when I see blue I think of you your eyes are blue too you told me you loved me I thought you were true but your just cheater you even cheated on me too now when I see blue I wont think of you ill just think of my love who I thought was true
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