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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 49
To be aware is to be alive, To stand still is to Die....
if i lose myself tonight
algeria for ever <3
no matter what goes on PEOPLE are worth more than money -always
I bet cats and dogs have their own language. Like when a human says "meow" and the cat walks off I bet the cats like "hello" and your like "apples" and the cats like"exscuse me" and your like "goats" and the cats like "do you even speak cat" and your like pizza umbrella paper" and your cat walks off. But when you speak to your dog the dogs like" WOW YOU KNOW SOME WORDS IN DOG! GOOD JOB KEEP WORKING ON IT!!
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Rule #1: don't be #2
You're in a relationship, stop flirting with everyone!
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
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