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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 51
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
All the single ladies, all the single ladies. PUT YOUR CATS UP.
I'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in you
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
Here are 1000 hugs…take 1 now… put the other 999 under your pillow and whenever you need one, feel free to take 1… Just remember, it’s from me. :)
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
You call them Haters, I call them people who wish they were me.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
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