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I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Trust me, I'd walk through the rain at 3 am to see you. The only thing stopping me is my parents.
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
I'm done trying. If you want me in your life, let me know. Bye.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
"You look pretty today!" "...Was I ugly yesterday!?"
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
Being nice to the people you don't like isn't called two faced, its called growing up.
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