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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 53
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
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