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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 53
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
"1 out of every 3 smokers die." Apparently the other 2 become immortal.
Don't fear tomorrow or regret the past; live for what's now and never look back.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm not copying you, i'm just comparing your answers with the one's i'm about to write :)
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