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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 56
Have you ever seen me and batman at the same time? I didn't think so.
Just be yourself it doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else...
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
Marrying whoever wins Masterchef because you're a hungry bastard
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
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