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Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don't.
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
Those nights you wished never ended ♥ :)
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
Never underestimate a girl's ability to find things out.
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
2011 please be better than 2010 :) ♥
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