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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 56
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone's profile, we're all screwed.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
Dear Fork, I understand that we haven't spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
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