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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 52
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Mjau, I'm a kitty :3
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Having inside jokes with yourself
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
That one girl you don't want anywhere near your boyfriend
Letting Vodka make all your decisions
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
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