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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all dayI am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be. I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.Saying “Oh yeah, I remember” when you really don’t.
there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.Sitting on Santas lap and realising you're not the only excited one.
That awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xDThat awkward moment when you scream the wrong lyrics to a song..xD
I can’t believe you found me when no one else was looking. How did you know just where I would be? You broke through all of my confusion, the up’s and the down’s and you still didn’t leave. I guess that you saw what nobody could see.. You found me. You found me.I can’t believe you found me when no one else was looking. How did you know just where I would be? You broke through all of my confusion, the up’s and the down’s and you still didn’t leave. I guess that you saw what nobody could see.. You found me. You found me.
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