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Went from being "sober" in to "drunk"...
the awkward moment when you don't know which boy you have a crush on.
"I wish there was a more convenient way to stalk others"- The phrase that started Facebook
Facebook is 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody's diary.
I hope the Olympics teaches kids and parents that in real life you do not get a trophy just for participating.
It's not a real relationship until you secretly start to hate each other.
Wanna know who's AWESOME??? You ↖ You ↗ You ↙ You → You ↓ You ↩ You ↪ You ↬ You ↫ You ↪ You ↩ You ↲ You ↴ And You ↺
I wouldn't say you're stupid. You are, but I wouldn't say it.
You can't be late until you show up
Hurting mans ego is equally dangerous as breaking a womans heart...
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