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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 4
Your decision is to ruin even and our last chance. Nothing more I can do
Kiss Me I'm Drunk
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
A pretty girl can kiss a guy, a bird can kiss a butterfly, the rising sun can kiss the gra*s, but you my friend, yes you, you can kiss my a*s =)
Angel by day..Devil by night :P
You’re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
I don’t care how hot a girl is if her legs open as easily as an unlocked door, letting anyone who can turn the knob in, she instantly becomes ugly to me
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
Nijustus, hapikdio, Mardinerin karate jij justus, ji justsu, judo boxinging mauy mauy thai
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
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