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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 7
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
High Heels ♥
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
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