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When I’m sick, I just stop being sick and be awesome instead.
I asked you a very simple question. Why you do not answer me all day? If the answer is negative,on time, I could be at home tonight
how do know if somebody likes you?
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
I didn't find someone like you! I found someone better! :-) ;-)
Why do women always ask questions that have no right answers?
That akward moment when you wake up and you don't know where you are :D
Are you free tomorrow? No, Im f**king expensive XD
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
“Maybe some women aren't meant to be tamed. Maybe they just need to run free til they find someone just as wild to run with them.” - Carrie
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