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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 11
Ohe satisfaction of sleeping in your own bed after being away for so long.
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Watching a romantic movie and accepting the fact you're going to die alone.
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Those moods where you just want to cuddle up to someone and fall asleep
LIKE THIS if you know SOMEONE who needs a smack with a shovel
Dear 4th Grader, On Facebook, your relationship status is 'It's complicated'. What he do? Steal your animal crackers? Sincerely, Your Mother.
Playing with your shadow, because you have no friends.
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
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