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Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.Becoming emotionally unstable after finishing a TV series.
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
I'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in youI'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in you
Babe if you were my homework , i'll do you all nightBabe if you were my homework , i'll do you all night
I was born COOL but global warming make me HOTI was born COOL but global warming make me HOT
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wineHanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
My favorite number is #1My favorite number is #1
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
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