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I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
Delete from Facebook: Done ✔ Delete from Msn: Done ✔ Delete from cell phone: Done ✔ Delete from the Heart:Error ✖
Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
Sometimes someone has to walk out of your life, for someone better to walk in.
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
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