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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 13
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
I'm Real Girl! No fake Tan, No fake Boobs, No face splattered in make up.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
A woman's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
I don't want the summer to end...
I enjoy exams so much I usually take them twice.
I don't have time to study, I'm a Ninja
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
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