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The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in track pants, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in track pants, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....
Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?Sure, I’d love to help you out…now, which way did you come in?
lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"lift your middle finger high,shout at your life "nice try"
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you...
I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
Enter your status...Enter your status...
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
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