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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 17
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
study.....stud.....stu.....st.....s.....sl.....sle.....s lee.....sleep!
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
"yea i know.. i saw it on facebook"
When boys do that cute half smile :)
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
I JUST WANNA HUG YOU & SAY I LOVE YOU! ♥
Girls dad: "don't let him touch you", boys dad: "get in there son."
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