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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 16
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
When boys do that cute half smile :)
If I actually did "live like there's no tomorrow". I'd be in jail.
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