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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 18
We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart? Because the other was given to someone else. For us to find ♥
I love people who text back instantly
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
The main thing school teaches you: how to text without looking :)
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