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Life has no limitations, except the ones you make.
I Hate That Kid Who Reminds The Teacher About Tests Or Quizes
Pretending to read the birthday card after money's fallen out.
I'm addicted to oranges n I'm proud.
Whenever you are feeling down, remember, today you broke your personal record for days without dying!
If you dont get a miracle...become one. :-)
I didn't find someone like you! I found someone better! :-) ;-)
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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