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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 21
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
im so sexy
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
I don't live to impress & to please people, if you think that's what life is about, then you are a lost cause.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
The sole purpose of a child’s middle name, is so he can tell when he’s really in trouble.
Don't dare to show me attitude, cus U won't be able to handle mine
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