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I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays. Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?...remember when we were YOUNG and couldn't wait to grow up? ...WOW, what the hell were we thinking!?!?
Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.Do NOT say sorry because I am hurt. Say sorry because YOU ARE hurt.
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?Ale-alejandro, Papa-Paparazzi, Po-po-po-pokerface, Te-te-te-telephone... Hmmmm am I the only one that thinks Lady Gaga might have a speech impediment?
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :DOMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!YES, Facebook, I already CHECKED that notification, now can you please get rid of that little red number?!?!
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