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Single, sexy and ready to party! :)
They can say whatever, but they can not judge my feelings. I care about you, that's what matters.
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
i asked a girl that was an exchanged student from china if she liked me. she said yes. i leaned in to kiss her but got slapped. i later found mee is a type of noodle
Dumb guys go for dumb girls, and smart guys go for dumb girls? What do smart girls get? They get cats, mostly..:(
Beginning, Light, Look, Smile, Grow, Cry, Hate, Destroy, Enjoy, Care, Smile, Look, Light, End. - This is a man's life.
Allergic? Yes.. To what? To people...
Wh don't you face your problems instead of Facebook them..?
Man has two emotions - hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Air mata tak mungkin bisa dapat membuatmu kembali kepadaku (◕‿◕✿)
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