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Best Facebook status updates - Sunday - Page 52
Daddy, I may find my Prince, but you will always be my King
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
"Who`s that?" "What are they doing?" "What`s happening?" ; "Shut the hell up and watch the movie".
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Fer þér ekki vel að vera svona sætur, þú ert svo ógeðslega leiðinlegur
For those who are still waiting to get Facebook Timeline.
"I wasn`t that drunk." -__- Dude you hugged my grandpa screaming "Dumbledore you`re alive".
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
Doing whatever the f*ck you want, because it's your life and no one else's
"ACHOO!" "Bless you." "ACHOOOOO!" "Bless you!" "ACHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" "DUDE, WHAT THE HELL!?"
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